Fuck car accidents. Second car accident in 15 months. Neither were my fault.
I'm all sorts of fucked up. Spent 8 hours in the ER. I need to take me some percs, eat my subway, and sleeepppp. I'll update this later. When the percs wear off and I'm consious enough to type.
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Okay. So I'm more awake now, so here's what happened. (Excuse any typos, I can't use my left arm.) I was on a main road, and there was a guy on a side road, on the right hand side. He pulled out a TINY bit, saw me and stopped. Then he decided it was a brilliant idea to continue going across the road to the other side when I was ON TOP of him. I slammed on my brakes, and swerved away from him. Well the idiot old man decided he was going to swerve as well, but he swerved AT ME. So I t-boned him. If he had kept going straight, the passenger side of my car would have hit his driver side, but the momentum of the car would have still been going straight, so the damage would have been less. Injuries too. My car is FUCKED UP. Seriously. My engine compartment is all twisted and contorted, before the tow truck popped it out my bumber was UNDER the engine. My driver side front tire is permanently stuck turned to the left. My dashboard is all twisted. I couldn't get the keys out of the ignition, couldn't get the car out of drive. Couldn't get my door open either. I FLIPPED when I couldn't get the door open. I somehow got out of my seat and proceeded to kick the door open.

was the passenger in my car. She's not too hurt. Hit her head off my windshield and broke it, got a bloody nose (not broken!), and chipped 2 teeth. She went to the ER, but to Palmerton, and only spent a few hours there. I, on the other hand, went to Pocono Medical and spent 8 HOURS there. I had 30 x-rays and a catscan. I was a trauma patient, yay. Nothings broken, my brain is as fine as it ever was. I hurt like a mofo though. I can't move my neck, back, or left arm at ALL. My right arm hurts, my stomach hurts from where I ran into the steering wheel with it. It's bruised. My knees hurt BAD, and are really bruised from hitting them into the dashboard. Motherfucker. 2 Accidents in 15 months, neither of them my fault, 2 old white men who are insured with Nationwide.
I'll be home from work for quite a few days now, so that means you'll see more of me around here.
They gave me percs for the pain. They don't help. Percs are supposed to help. THAT'S how much pain I'm in, that percocet's don't even help.
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